Well, the hugely funny sit down comedy that I’m a vehicle of the universe for, and humbly so , has been attacked by anti liberationist forces , and my own topless public protests , whilst sunbathing on my balcony here have gone unnoticed by the majority of the village’s inhabitants. I am therefore posting this in the hope that my plea for deeper though less noisy consciousness goes viral and that the world’s media starts a campaign for the release of those who have been held mentally captive by things that coulda shoulda oughta never ‘ave happened. Or maybe they should have.
If you feel to support this charitable protest
please write to
The Cake and Bun
C/o The Centre for Psychic Introversion
and Self Censuous Studies
Sensible Street
Shussh, That’s far too Emotively Expressive and Interactive Lane.
Totnes.
United Kingdom. Great Britain, England .
Copies of the NHS Sex and Exercise information Pamphlet,
” You wanna sleep around, politely, with no fuss , because that would be easier.” Are available, at the Totnes Swimming Pool, at the shallow end for those who are constantly out of their depth.
Oshopirates 
YES!