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I reckon that’s a device of yours Lokesh, yae cannae Skott.

.. Ye know that ahh saae thet cummin ferm alaang ways arf.
Aye typicaal, typicaall of al a wee post modernist ex proto sannyarsenal seegers , nae’r mine aboot tha dirtyy twoo yeaaars yes been messin aboot , aye tees a wee device primed tae go arf like a piece ae bubble gomm… a-splodge al ova ma fess… aff’er a long piss a choowannn.
buttt….
yeess own deeevious ‘as been snuffed oott ba ma samplle wee method o’ blawin haard on the ootbreath. A plegg aann al deviouses … laayk against a weee candell aannee wiinn…blae haard an light yer own fruggin cannell …..thats wah a sey

(singing can now be heard emanating from a bright orange painted beach hut somewhere on La Playa de Los Locos Estranjeros )

…….nerr knowing hae tae tern ttttoooo wan thea renn satt ann.

I ccood a luvved yoos beetar bu’ I wass jus’ a kidd…….
followed by…
Occhh papapjjii ……the lights the lights are kallin ,….. ferm glen tae arshramm aycrass the moontayne si”
and
ayye amm freggin cracked a hamm
weheaaayyy , last wun in a waterr gets spanked ann-a botty wee my Shaktipaddlle.

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